Writersblot - primal need to put in my two cents worth
a legacy of dissent and disturbance
Collection of funny articles sure to make you chuckleHave We Evolved Much?
Does the diary of a caveman debunk the theory of Evolution and prove wrong the notion of an intelligent God? - Have We Evolved Much? Where Are the Swiss?
The Oscars are where white people give white people awards, the Grammys are where white people give black people awards. - Where Are the Swiss? Montagne Bleu
Toronto, where snowplow trucks drive in near perfect formation and the Chinese ignore the white people. - Montagne Bleu Shitty Cellphone Reception
NASA mooned America, wireless communications isn't what it used to be. - Shitty Cellphone Reception Savage Love
Pegs, polls, planks, pranks, alternative words for sodomy and buggery. - Savage Love Nancy's Fanch Fish Farm
Genetic engineering, holy mackerel Batman this fish barks! - Nancy's Fanch Fish Farm Misogny part two
Botox, plastic pumps, what's a girl gotta do to get to the top. - Misogny part two Hawkings in Bombay
His lips weren't moving, we were enthralled, it was right out of a Stanley Kuberick movie. - Hawkings in Bombay Misogny part one
Chicks that weigh more than ducks must die! - Misogny part one Cyclical Mass Hysteria
Truth Induced Paranoia - when a nation has its collective head jammed up its collective anus. - Cyclical Mass Hysteria Screwed by connotation
Words that conjuncate the night, the rest of the day is syntax. - Screwed by connotation Born suspect
I love that passport photo of me, I was going to blow it up! - Born suspect Sex survey says
Gender differences comes down to perception. Is the glass half empty or half full? Why do naked men streak? - Sex survey says Mass delinquency
Smile! You're on every freak'n camera! - Mass delinquency Dumb criminals rob banks
Where do they get all the money to loan out? His name is Rumsfeld, some call him Dumsfeld. He's one rich, insane bastard! - Dumb criminals rob banks Whore to sex worker
It sucks for the tax collector. - Whore to sex worker |
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