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    <title>Writersblot - primal need to put in my two cents worth - 2003</title>
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    <description>Funny social commentary</description>
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       <title>Have we evolved much in the last 80,000 years?</title>
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	   <description>Does the diary of a caveman debunk the theory of Evolution and prove wrong the notion of an intelligent God
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       <title>Where are the Swiss?</title>
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	   <description>The Oscars are where white people give white people awards, the Grammys are where white people give black people awards.
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       <title>Montagne Bleu</title>
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	   <description>Toronto, where snowplow trucks drive in near perfect formation and the Chinese ignore the white people.
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       <title>Shitty cellphone reception</title>
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	   <description>NASA mooned America, wireless communications isn't what it used to be.
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       <title>Savage Love</title>
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	   <description>Pegs, polls, planks, pranks, alternative words for sodomy and buggery.
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       <title>Nancy's Fancy Fish Farm</title>
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	   <description>Genetic engineering, holy mackerel Batman this fish barks!
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       <title>Misogny part two</title>
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	   <description>Botox, plastic pumps, what's a girl gotta do to get to the top.
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       <title>Hawkings in Bombay</title>
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	   <description>His lips weren't moving, we were enthralled, it was right out of a Stanley Kuberick movie.
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       <title>Misogny part one</title>
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	   <description>Chicks that weigh more than ducks must die!
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       <title>Cyclicl mass hysteria</title>
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	   <description>Truth Induced Paranoia - when a nation has its collective head jammed up its collective anus.
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       <title>Screwed by connotation</title>
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	   <description>Words that conjuncate the night, the rest of the day is syntax.
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       <title>Born suspect</title>
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	   <description>I love that passport photo of me, I was going to blow it up!
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       <title>Sex survey says!</title>
       <link>http://www.writersblot.com//articles/sex_survey_says.html</link>
	   <description>Gender differences comes down to perception. Is the glass half empty or half full? Why do naked men streak?
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       <title>Mass delinquency</title>
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	   <description>Smile! You're on every freak'n camera!
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       <title>Dumb criminals rob banks</title>
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	   <description>Where do they get all the money to loan out? His name is Rumsfeld, some call him Dumsfeld. He's one rich, insane bastard!
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       <title>From Whore to Sex Worker</title>
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	   <description>It sucks for the tax collector.
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