The nutty side of the life
Check below to see this year's crop of funny articles and things I thought were funny at the time I wrote them.
For me, the year 2009 was the year I tried out on-line dating. Actually, my very pushy friend jumped the gun and wrote a whole blurb about me and was about to post it in the Women seeking Men section on CraigsList.
I boldly took the initiative and corrected her spelling mistakes before posting it online. It worked, I got dated and then some!
Chemtrails - there everywhere.
Articles - Will Write For Cashews
Girls gone wild
So you can well imagine my excitement when I heard about the video release of Girls Gone Wild. I thought to myself, the last time the nation was exposed to wild boobs, the television news only covered bits and pieces of the wildness. Little snippets of women on street corners gathered round bonfires of their bras. Even though it was minimal exposure western civilization was shaken to its core. - Girls Gone Wild
Who you gonna call?
If you want screw together furniture light enough for one person to carry. Call the Swedes. If you have a small plastic box and you want to make 175 million of these plastic boxes? Call the Chinese. - Who You Gonna Call?
It's not stealing!
The Palestinians have been suffering for over 50 years. Their experiences if nothing else, proves one thing. If you are going to get mugged, get mugged when you are alone. - It's not stealing
