February 4, 2009
Who you gonna call?
If you want screw together furniture light enough for one person to carry?
Call the Swedes.
If you have a small plastic box and you want to make 175 million of these plastic boxes?
Call the Chinese.
If you want fancy curtians?
Call the French.
If you have something to sell, and it's not the greatest thing to sell, but you want to sell a lot of it?
Call the Americans.
They will do whatever it takes to sell ice cubes to the Inuit, fur coats to the Mexicans and even funny money to their own grandmother.
If you are owed money and you're having problems collecting?
Call the Italians.
They were in the collection business for a long time.
In fact they built roads, still in use today, just for that purpose.
March and collect. March and collect.
If you want to take down a country inside of six months?
Call the British.
If want to know what's on everybody's lips?
Call the Israeli's, they've been keeping tabs.
If you have a tiny camera that takes great pictures, but it's not small enough, you want something even smaller. Perhaps a near non-existent camera that takes great pictures?
Call the Japanese, they can play a movie on a t-shirt.
If you have a great looking lawn in the desert. A place where 9 oclock in the morning it's 400 degrees outside, and you want to keep up appearances, because it's important that your lawn look dewy and luscious in the middle of the desert?
Call the Mexicans.
If you have something to say, something that really ought to be said, but you don't want the heat that comes with saying things of that nature?
Get a Canadian to say it. Nobody listens to Canadians, not even Canadians. It's a win win situation. You got your issues off your chest and nobody got excited because a Canadian said it.
