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Please find a sampling of articles written over the course of many years. Topical social commentary, fleshed out comedy routines and whatever else. I hope you enjoy reading them.
Home Girlz Media Services
meeting with several top engineers at NASA who are as we speak developing my idea for the next generation media services. Here’s a sneak peek at my top-secret idea.
Shitty Cellphone Reception
It's a good thing wireless service providers weren't around 50 years ago to provide wireless communication for that historic moment called the Moon Landing.
Girls Gone Wild
There should have been a national seance. All the women at the forefront of the movement should have had a seance to contact Mary Wollstonecraft.
Home Girlz Designs
This is non-lethal defensive casual apparel to help women. Something they can slip on right before an evening walk. Something to make the journey a little more personal.
Men Natural Cheerleaders
Lets take the example of the woman with the bouncy breasts. In this case, she happens to be walking along the street. Unbeknownst to her, ...
Screwed by Connotation
It's like something set them off a long time ago, and they just don't know how to make it stop. It's because of the words we use. Words with too much connotative value.
Nancy's Fancy Fish Farm
Scientists advocating genetic engineering and human cloning collectively authored a scientific article and got it published. What does the Pill Mafia want?
Montagne Bleu
...what is this woman doing here? She should be on Canadian television. She should be the star of Canada's very own prime time super risque' soap opera.
Cyclical Mass Hysteria
Welcome everybody to another episode of Truth Induced Paranoia. This week we're going to talk about mass hysteria. We're going to answer some tough questions...
Dumb Criminals Rob Banks
He found it distressing to think that contracts were awarded to the lowest bidder. This meant he was flying in an airplane built by the lowest bidder.
Born Suspect
At the border, the guard checks my passport; under Country of Birth he reads Persia. He gives me the once over before pressing a little button.
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